DeSantis Budget Plan Contains $8 Million to Remove Illegal Immigrants from Florida

By Hunter Crenian

DeSantis has been a heavy hitter the Republicans have needed for quite some time now. We’re not sure if they forgot to inform him how the conservatives these days are supposed to go along to get along or maybe he’s just ready to take the stand many of us have longed to see. Either way, it’s these tactics that have most Americans headed that way. There are even whispers of Texans ready to trade in their snakeskin boots for a fresh set of alligator duds.

But what, you might ask, would cause Texans to want to leave their beloved Lone Star State? Well, it’s the same thing that has driven many a conscientious homeowner to bemoan the day he labeled himself as “friendly,” … his neighbors came over and overstayed their welcome. In other words, our neighbors to the south are acting like the fish and friends that start to smell after three days, and as if matters couldn’t be made worse than the flood of illegal immigrants that have been careening into Texas society for decades, there is a new attitude between both the immigrants and the people inviting them into the south.

Much like a deluded in-law that continually invites people over to your house, to eat your food and take up your resources without your permission, the federal government has found itself in the comfy position of being able to invite illegals into the country to stay, and place them wherever they want them to go. Now, traditionally Texans have a great relationship with the immigrants that are here to work and make a better life for themselves, but as it stands now, the immigrants being bussed all over the country, for the most part, have their hands stuck out.

But far be it from DeSantis to let that go by him without offering liberals a chance to put their money (and their safety) where their big liberal mouths are. In the most recent press conference DeSantis stated “In yesterday’s budget, I put in $8 million for us to be able to transport people here illegally out of the state of Florida. It’s somewhat tongue in cheek, but it is true, if you sent them to Delaware or Martha’s Vineyard or some of these places, that border would be secure the next day.”

While that’s one of the most accurate statements we’ve heard out of any politician in a very long time, the Dems don’t want the illegals shuttled in any more than the Republicans do. Sometimes in life, people just need a taste of their own medicine and I think DeSantis has the right idea. Even though having droves of illegals being dumped into Martha’s Vineyard doesn’t even compare to the economic drain those illegals put on an already stressful tax burden and supply chain crisis.

“One of the priorities that we’ve been working on for many months now, and we’ll continue to work with the legislature when they get back is dealing with the fallout from the reckless border policies of the Biden administration,” stated DeSantis in the press conference.

And just to add the icing to this red, white, and liberals blue in the face desert, DeSantis is also planning to contract with private businesses to stimulate their economic gain all while pushing illegal immigrants out of his sub-tropical paradise and increasing the number of limited supply goods that will be available for his residents.

Is it a perfect solution? No. An ounce of prevention keeping illegals from entering the nation would be a lot better. However, the pound of cure, in this case, does come with the perk of being able to potentially rub the limousine liberal’s perfectly quaffed noses in the results of their ludicrous and unsustainable policies all while inconveniencing them to the utmost. So not a total loss.

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